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Hoagie smack

To whip your penis out, and smack someone directly in the face violently. (nonstop)
Alex hoagie smacked jolin in the face when she was sleeping.
by big dick 4 life May 2, 2009
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hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
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Hoba Fett

A ho, who is silent, and ruthless, with only one thing on her mind, sex.
Jenn was such a hoba fett, she didn't say a word the whole party, but at the end she hopped on my dick with force!
by youknow333 March 10, 2011
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Hodag

1. A Kick ass, 10 Day Country Music Festival that you will be so fucked up at you will not now your own name during or remember more than half of after
2. The Mascot for the sports teams and schools in Rhinelander, WI and basically everything else in the town
3. A Creature that lives in the forests of Northern Wisconsin, and ONLY in northern Wisconsin, contrary to some shit on the internet. It has the head of a bull, the grinning face of a giant man, thick short legs set off by huge claws, the back of a dinosaur, and a long tail with a spear at the end. Captured and made famous by Gene Shepard in 1896.
1. Dude, what did I do at Hodag last night?
2. We just got our asses kicked by the Hodags, god, I wish I was one of them.
3. The hodag scared the shit outta me last night.
by hodag May 13, 2005
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Hobart

Latebeer
by batman418 August 30, 2012
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Hobat

Last night was very lit.. unfortunately now I’m hobat.

Amanda Bynes’ Twitter is cray. She’s hobat.
by Julnonymous February 23, 2020
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Hobama

a REAL ship between Harry Styles and Barack Obama.
Guy 1: who’s hobama?
Guy 2: it’s Harry styles and Obama’s relationship.
Guy 1: I thought Harry was shipped with Louis,
Guy 2: no that’s a cover up for hobama.
by Hobamaisreal April 25, 2021
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