Hipster Express

The L train in the NYC subway system, between 14th street/8th ave and Halsey street... after Halsey street, it is just the L train, as a Hipster would never (currently, as of 2010) go past the Halsey stop.

We took the L train home late friday night, and it was the Hipster Express.

by DrGonzo84 November 15, 2010

hipsteridentitycrisis

The point of time when hipsters have identity issues, because they can no longer go anti-mainstream, because being a hipster is popular. So going anti-mainstream has become mainstream, therefore making hipsters confused and hopeless. They end up staying home sitting on there couch because the rest of the world are in thrift stores looking for "vintage-grandma clothing"

I used to really love old wood and rusted furniture, but now that everyone loves them too i am having a hipsteridentitycrisis.

by samladnyltak3 October 6, 2011

Hipster Repellent

Overproduced, mainstream music that is useful only for deterring hipsters from venturing too close to your automobile.

Jak: "Yo man dawg, dem hipsters be ridin' right close up to our bumper. We need to blast sum hipster repellent pronto!"

D: "Ain't no thang. I'll just pop sum o' dat Lil Wayne Taio Cruz LMFAO shit in 2 da tape deck and we'll be solid bro."

by HYLGMS March 1, 2012

Over-The-Counter Hipster

Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.

Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?

Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.

by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009

dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

Hipstafrication

1. The buying and renovation of lofts and stores in deteriorated urban neighborhoods by young hipsters. Despite their flamboyant presentations of independence and hipsterness, their rents are paid by their rich parents.

2. An instance of hipstafrying; the condition of being hipstafried.

3. See: Williamsburg, Bushwick, etc.

"Gentrification has very little to do with white hipsters moving into the ‘hood'" - Carmen Van Kerckhove

...Hipstafrication however, has everything to do with it.

by skybloom May 2, 2009

Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.

Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.

by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013