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heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.
"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."
by ravie December 2, 2013
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hermit grab

When you slink around and grab someone's behind from a lower position near the ground
Spencer: "Did you hear about that hermit grab Will performed yesterday? AJ almost died!"
by TheBigWoods June 16, 2018
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scoon-hermit

A scoon-hermit can be anyone. Usually someone who has committed an action recently that you do not approve of, or someone you do not like. It can also be a non-offensive insult. It's great for calling your freinds!
Man, Justin Bieber is such a scoon-hermit! Or your friend says,"Naruto Shippuden sucks!"you should call them a scoon-hermit.
by Ya boi gerbs August 13, 2018
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wage hermit

A wage hermit is someone who typically works 50 to 80 hours each week and comes home with only enough time
to eat, attend to hygienic needs, surf the web or watch Netflix, go to bed and get up and repeat the daily cycle. In contrast with NEETS ( Person who is not employed, not in education, not in training or school), wage hermits are fully
employed with health insurance, investment options and the like but have no real opportunity for an outside life and live like elderly shut-ins. Wage hermits like NEETS will often spend large sums of money on high end computers or game consoles for video games, web surfing, social media interaction and binge watching online entertainment. In some cases the NEETS may have a higher quality of life with less overall stress. The wage hermit is must often respond to constant office emails or text at home or risk being fired for no response. The coin was termed by the youtuber know as Argent.
'"Is Tom okay? I haven't seen him in weeks." Yes, I talked to him over Twitch last night. The company he works for was purchased by Jeff Bezos and they must implement all of Amazons productivity standards before 2020. He works 80 hours a week. He only has time for take out dinners and to unwind playing some retro games or jerking off to pornhub before bedtime. He said he got a promotion with better pay but has become a wage hermit. He said he hopes the economy will tank so he can get laid off and become a NEET like you and live on unemployment for the rest of the year. LOL!
by Droptinni February 26, 2019
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Herbie Hancock

One of the best jazz pianists of our time. Writer of such famous tunes as Chameleon, Maiden Voyage, Eye of the Hurricaine, Palm Grease and Watermelon Man. Innovator in the fusion genre and writer of many really badass funk grooves.
Herbie Hancock is so badass he can turn shit into gold.
by Tobey March 20, 2004
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herniture

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture
"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"
by johnny challenger January 10, 2010
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Skype Hermit

A person who does not socialize outside of skype calls
God, Jane is such a skype hermit I haven't heard her since our last skype call
by Or nawww February 28, 2015
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