Hench

Derived from Henchman i.e. think of The Kingpin from the Marvel comic series, the fat headed white breed or rare bear may be considered "hench" per se, because apparently, as he says and I quote "over 90% of my body is comprised of pure muscle mwuahahahahah". And yeah that's the only vice the guy has, that he's a giant fat head with a freakish amount of muscle hanging off of his bones. A hench someone is someone considered very large and extremely dangerous i.e. Mongo from Blazing Saddles, Goldberger from Stir Crazy or any bouncer you'll see at a respectable club, though most of the guys are over-reactive idiots, nay isotopes of idiots - a rare fucking breed.

Oh check out Bazza the doorman, isn't he a hench one. Boys, I bet that with four of us we can chav tag-team this big ugly fucker and then happy slap him on our phones which we can never tell apart because we're not sure which are coming or going, but I have an incling that the guy will show me the lining of my rib cage before I'll ever take him down so maybe I'll just wait until the guy gets a dodgey knee or something.

by Robert Head December 24, 2008

hench

1. A derogatory term used to embarass and shame larger women.
2. A compliment to a fit-bodied male.

1. Woah, that girl is HENCH.
2. Oh my god, that guy is fit-hench.

by jadore June 4, 2005

Henshaw

General twat-ish sayings/speeches/jokes that fall flat. Can be used to replace the word "cunt" or "shit". i.e "What a Henshaw" or "Such a Henshaw joke!"

One man walks into a bar. Says ouch!

"Such a Henshaw joke!"

by MPC1993 March 12, 2013

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010

Hench

A total loser with no friends

"Hey Pat you look like hench!"

"Heeeeench"

by sexy male thats better then u August 25, 2019

hench

a very large, butch person. something that is beefy.

Kate: wow, dude! your hands are hench!
Emma: yeh, i know. too bad. you havn't even seen my feet yet.
Kate: wha?!
Emma: My toes are like fingers!
Kate: sorry dude.

by ninja turtle November 20, 2007

henchioner

A person of advanced years who enjoys pumping iron

Check that old guy's guns, he's a henchioner

by Bigtommyb August 26, 2017