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To catch up in a thread or chat or post
I have been tied up all day, it will take forever to heinz this conversation.
by Megmcc June 4, 2015
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Heinzing

The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.
“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”
by HeinzHater123 June 6, 2025
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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.
The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night
by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025
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Heinz Bauman

A handsome person that just wants to take your Virginity. If you see him, say Hello.
Heinz Bauman took Joel-Noahs Virginity.
by CrystalKnight March 4, 2024
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An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.
Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!
by hglogike October 19, 2017
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Heinz 357

Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.
I usually prefer mild-tasting food, so I guess "Ell Passo" on da Heinz 357, thank you.
by QuacksO March 29, 2021
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