the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.

He sat on her face and gave her the heater.

by jeff December 31, 2005

An e-mail sent to someone immediatelay after they've pissed you off, usually festooned with plenty of expletives.

Sherry sent Matt a heater after he fired her for making copies of her ass on the copy machine.

by Bojangles VanHooten December 23, 2004

John: It's fucking cold in here
Paul: I'll turn up the heater.

by My name is Neo. December 21, 2004

Heater

To post something incredibly old that literally EVERYBODY who has had a moment's worth of internet access in the past 10 has seen a dozen times.

Dude, you totally pulled a Heater when you sent that link to the drivers lisence database joke.

by Industry Leech October 2, 2006

some shit place where you if you go there you will be immediately bored to fuck

by bushbytheman February 24, 2009

The burning ember at the tip of a cigarette or in a pipe bowl... Be it tobacco or otherwise...

AH $@*# I just burned myself on the heater of this spliff!

by Sticky... June 9, 2005

adj: someone who participates in flagrent homosexual acts

by r.dizzle April 6, 2005