Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Heaps unenjoyable

Like its unenjoyable but heaps more.

That was Heaps unenjoyable ay bro

by Wamen Smith November 28, 2020

Heap-Ass

Heap-Ass is often used as an insult or to describe a large amount of stuff. It should be used when describing someone who is an "asshole"or someone who is "full of shit".

"That guy stole our beer!!?! what a Heap-Ass"

"Hey man, don't be such a Heap-Ass"

by TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 September 26, 2025

dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

by bigdavy56 December 4, 2023

Rubbish heap

It is one who sucks at everything

Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!

by It’s Cha Boi June 11, 2018

Over-heaping

having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle

Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.

by NoEqualizer February 7, 2024