Rubbish heap

It is one who sucks at everything

Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!

by It’s Cha Boi June 11, 2018

dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

by bigdavy56 December 4, 2023

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Heaps unenjoyable

Like its unenjoyable but heaps more.

That was Heaps unenjoyable ay bro

by Wamen Smith November 28, 2020

way heaps

another word for "totally", "soooo" or "fully"

Dude that band last night was way heaps radical, man.

by Ret- August 26, 2014

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021