the best girlfriend ever, everything about her is the best of the best and no one compares to how fantastic she is, unbelievably beautiful and the only thing you could ever want in life.
"your totally simping over Hazel"
"How is hazel so freaking hot"
"i wish i was hazel"
"hazel is the most beautiful girl in existence"
"How is hazel so freaking hot"
"i wish i was hazel"
"hazel is the most beautiful girl in existence"
by lawrence11 October 31, 2020
Hazel's are generally likable girls when you first meet them, with tinkling giggles, and charming smiles. Hazel is very beautiful, and stylish. However, once you spend a certain amount of time with a Hazel, you often find that she is shallow, selfish, and vain. Most everyone will find this, excluding whichever guy Hazel currently is pining after. Said guy don't usually care that she's shallow, selfish and vain, since she gives them her full attention and is extremely playful towards them. Hazel can often be described as a tease to those who know her best. But don't get the wrong idea, underneath all of those negative things, is a sensitive girl who has her own well-being at heart. She's just trying to survive with minimum damage, no matter the people she hurts along the way.
A: Does Hazel have a new boyfriend?
B: Yeah...
A: She's had a lot of boyfriends...
B: I'm neither confirming, nor denying that fact.
B: Yeah...
A: She's had a lot of boyfriends...
B: I'm neither confirming, nor denying that fact.
by PrincessPea04 May 01, 2019
by froyo2011 November 28, 2011
1. Smoking hot. Enjoys sexual encounters in public places; beaches, cars, cinemas and car-parks. Has a filthy mind.
2. Crazy old woman with several cats. Treats the cats as daughters and has long, grey hair. Had a very handsome partner in her youth but left him to pursue her interest in cats.
2. Crazy old woman with several cats. Treats the cats as daughters and has long, grey hair. Had a very handsome partner in her youth but left him to pursue her interest in cats.
1 - That Hazel is so sexy, i want to do her in the cinema car park by the beach. She would do it too Jimmy, she has a filthy mind.
2 - Your one Hazel used to be hot, now she's mental with all those cats. Such a shame, isn't it Peter.
2 - Your one Hazel used to be hot, now she's mental with all those cats. Such a shame, isn't it Peter.
by tom dick and harry May 24, 2010
by Donna Grip June 09, 2007
by Chris Sabin March 26, 2006
A girl who thinks she is amazing at dancing but really she sucks at it. She is such a try-hard in everything that she does but she never gets anything right. Hazel is super rude and bossy. Even when you try to be nice to her she is so annoying and disrespectful. So if you live in Australia, be careful for a girl named Hazel because I know someone named hazel and I try my best to ignore her.
by spittingfacts123 September 20, 2020