Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019

Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019

genuine happiness

Experiencing an authentic and profound sense of well being based on reality.

He quickly realized that he could not find genuine happiness in being an alcoholic and drug addict. By focusing on the positive aspects of living and making positive changes he felt empowered and a sense of inner peace and genuine happiness.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.

Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

happiness

A misty outcome from an empty bottle of Scotch.

Was it happiness-ie gamboling above water among the mist yesterday night?

by juandemor December 19, 2012

Captian Jack Harkness

1: Noun, a companion and helper of The Doctor on the Brittish television show Doctor Who. An omnisexual conman who runs the secret organization Torchwood. After becoming a fixed point in time, he ages very slowly, and eventualy becomes the (SPOILER) Face Of Boe.
2: adj. Someone who is very sexualy active, or makes lots of inapropreate passes, jokes or enjoys such. A boundless flirt.
3: Captian of the Inuendo Squad.

Gwen: Have you ever eaten Alien meat before?

Captian Jack Harkness: Yeah, once.

Gwen: What was it like?

Jack: Well, he enjoyed it!

by CuriousKuro October 2, 2011