hypothetical

it means dumb slut and whore together, okay?

“you hypothetical whore”

by hypo whore December 1, 2017

gapathetic

adj. less than dynamic apparel or ensemble; used most effectively in regard to unnecessary amounts of cop-out neutrals, with emphasis on cargo khaki and military-toned tees.

tom: anna, we're going to the oscars; don't you have anything more appropriate?
anna: yeah, but i couldn't decide. besides, you can't go wrong with powder blue and bootcut khaki's, right?
tom: when did you become so gapathetic?
anna: . . . what if they were cords?

by titanicpony March 18, 2008

sapathetic

When someone is about to cross the line between sad and pathetic, but they are not quite there yet.

What a sapathetic individual he is.

by Dr. Worm September 15, 2003

HOPATHETICAL

Hopathetical or hopathetically is what is used to discuss what we hope to occur or happen based on elements out of ones control. Hypothetical situation based on hope.

Hopathetically, if the raw material arrives... we will run the production tomorrow. There's no telling when the drum will get here. All I can do is plan the run then hope like hell it comes in.

by DTKJr May 10, 2022

hypathetical

Describes a "just for argument's sake" scenario dat involves disgraceful behavior.

What if Tronald Dump got convicted of illegal financial dealings --- oh, wait --- he already HAS been convicted, so it's no longer a hypathetical question.

by QuacksO August 3, 2024

Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Apathetic

Combination of Pathetic and Aesthetic; or in between Aesthetic and Pathetic at the same time.

Julia: Wow did you see Ryan today?

Hayley: Yes he’s so apathetic!

by c.harmved August 31, 2018