John Hagee

A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.

John Hagee wouldn’t know what a great whore was if he was sitting on her face.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

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2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

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One Hander

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr

"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"

by sananman July 23, 2015

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