the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010

scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

swahili death hammer

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

by the delereus November 15, 2013

lets get hammered

Lets get super drunk. Or lets get fucked up ( by getting drunk)

Utsav - Wanna go to the bar?
Anup - Fuck yeah!! Lets get hammered tonight.

by nepaliboy September 7, 2016

hammered doggy

to be extremely hungover from an especially hard night of drinking or to lose at a video game

ryan is one hammered doggy!

by randalslightly April 17, 2011

12 inch man hammer

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.

Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.

by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011

Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

by gooooooch June 2, 2009