Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

Hazleton Drop In Center

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.

I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011

Haslet Texas

Not quite rural not quite a suburb. Haslet Texas is a small town in north Texas where you look out your window and you can see the cows and horses almost every direction. Nothing to do out there except go get drunk and drive your four wheelers around the street.

Your a girl who chews tobacco ? You must be from Haslet Texas.

by Rusty rom August 24, 2016

Haslet

The best meat in the world

hmm, i love my haslet

by Chris Rowe September 27, 2004

Hamley

The wet part of the penguins gooch

While on an Antarctic expedition Chris remarked at how wonderful the penguins looked while sliding around on their Hamleys

by gooch2000 July 29, 2010

Halleting

To consciously avoid the consumption of a predetermined unit of alcohol

Classic Joe, always halleting

by El_melocoton October 2, 2016

Hazleton drifting

A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.

hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.

me: Fucking sped.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010