Hamsterass

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.

"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

hamster

Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.

"My hamster could kick your hamsters glutious-maximus!"

by Sydney January 14, 2005

Hamster

A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are escape artists.

The hamster nibbled the small piece of apple amusing the giggling group of girls who where watching it.

by Bohemian Diva April 11, 2006

dirty hamster

1. a female who has no regard for cleanliness, especially concerning her menstrual cycle.

2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.

3. an unsanitary girl or woman,

Oh you dirty hamster.
Oh you dirty little hamster.

by daddybearluvsyou October 4, 2010

hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

hamstercam

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

by Art Terry February 14, 2009

hamster crazy

used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.

Yesterday Mac got so drunk, he was running around and dancing all hamster crazy!

by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011