habuji

Habuji means to get very drunk. Origins are unknown, but it is believed to come from central Africa.
It can also mean to be fairly insane/crazy/mad (that is, not right in the head).

The man was halfway habuji when I saw him last, he was slurring words badly.

"I'm habuji! Who the hell are you?"

That woman has gone habuji!

by AnarchaTron April 26, 2006

haugered

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.

My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!

by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

Haugland

A Haugland (hoe-gland) is a man with a very small penis.

Oh man, I heard that guy has a Haugland!

by Clitty Clit clat dick February 4, 2013

Habunk

The sound semen makes when it splashes in someone's rectum.

Boy, that habunk sounded good!

by *insertnamehere* March 16, 2007

haugesund

the Haugesunder is a guy who is crazy! they got manny type errors and are kindof stupid! but they are way cool anyways! and they are like the thuffest people alive. you are not able to knock a haugesunder to the ground.

"that guy is on fire!" "dont worry. he'll be allright,he's from Haugesund"

by André April 19, 2005

Haugaard

(n) a growth of facial hair in which gnomes or other mythical beings communally live. In order to be applicable, wearer must have at least one PhD.

For a second I thought that hobo had a total haugaard, but then I remembered that he only had an associates degree from a community college.

by SQ 205-1 September 9, 2010

Habuse

When someone is so hot that’ll they can get away with abusing you because of how attractive they are

Girl: look Ethan is so fine

Girl 2: he could step on my neck and run me over and I’d say thank you

Boy: I’m pretty sure that’s habuse

by Suksukhahahahehehe November 24, 2019