Gubleritis

An unhealthy and uncontrollable obsession for Matthew Gray Gubler. May suffer from swelling of the heart and urge to squeal when encounter anything to do with him (e.g. photos, videos, etc.)

"I'm pretty sure I have Gubleritis because my heart swells every time I see a photo of him."

by wifeyspencerreid June 22, 2021

gumble mag

An old school porno magazine like Men Only or Razzle

I found my dads stash of gumble mags on top of his wardrobe

by anonymous August 11, 2021

gumblebumbles

The term "Gumblebumbles" means your shocked, scared or excited. You can also use if something like your boobs are shaking or jiggling.

Like "oh my gumblebumbles" or you can use it like "oh no my gumblebumbles are shaking."

by Jaylovesballs February 12, 2022

Gubbles

An untypical obese man; one who giggles with his ginormous lobes flopping in the air.

Oh no! That boy just got rolled over by that Gubbles over there!

by MajorWatson April 8, 2008

Guybernation

Deciding to take a break from guys for an extended period of time.

Elisa: I'm so tired of men... I think I'm going to go into guybernation for a while.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

Gumblenator

1. The act of playing a mean skin flute
2. A turkey with a mission (gooble gooble)
(Also to Gumblenate)
3. To get your ass kicked Gumblestyles

Dude, I totally hope i get a gumblenator tonight.

I hope my gumblestyles is enough to Gumbelnate you

by 420420420 July 19, 2007

matthew gray gubler

Matthew Gray Gubler is a recently turned 41 year old man, born on March 9, 1980. He is 6’1 but he is the most adorable and kind person you’ll ever meet. I don’t know him personally but what i’ve seen from interviews and when fans would meet him, he seems so sweet. Now, Matthew used to model when he was younger back in the early 2000s. He got into acting and his first appearance was in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) and later he got cast on Criminal Minds (2005) as a genius profiler with an iq of 187, can read 20,000 words per minute and has an eidetic memory. Matthew has directed some episodes on Criminal Minds.He has more movies like Suburban Gothic, 68 Kill etc. (I recommend watching those two movies, they are hilarious.) In 2019 Matthew published a children’s book called Rumple Buttercup: A Story of Bananas, Belonging, and Being Yourself. More information on the book can be found online. Matthew also has documentaries on Youtube and Instagram, (his channel name is MatthewGrayGubler and his insta is @gublergram ) he started them all the way back in 2005 when Criminal Minds also started. Matthew is a goofy, handsome, and the most precious man you’ll ever meet. Sometimes I forget he is 41. He also goes by “The Gube”. He is very talented and I hope he has the best in life.

I AM A MATTHEW GRAY GUBER STAN ASF!!🙏😫 he’s literally so hot precious, pretty, handsome, funny. he’s so perfect.

matthew gray gubler is so talented!

person:

that guy who plays spencer reid, what’s his name?

person 2: oh that’s matthew gray gubler!

i love matthew gray gubler.

by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021