blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.

Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*

by LIEK HALLO December 28, 2005

guarandamntee

the ultimate guarantee

vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass

by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003

Coast Guard

A sea-based branch of the United States military that is jointly operated by the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security. During times of war, they assist the Navy. During times of peace, their general duties include: border patrol, immigration control, environmental protection, search and rescue, and stopping drug trafficking into the Untied States.

Ensign Jones was part of the U.S. Coast Guard.

by Nicolai April 10, 2004

Sand guardian

Guardian of the sand

Poseidon quivers before him

Fuck off!

And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

blind guardian

The best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies. Grow some testicles.

I went to the Blind Guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's BMW.

by George Smith May 21, 2003

coast guard

The smallest of the five branches of the U.S. military. They are under-funded and under-appreciated, but they are vital to national security. They conduct search & rescue, counterterrorism, customs & immigration enforcement, and environmental law compliance tasks.

The U.S. Coast Guard doesn't get the publicity or credit they deserve.

by J-rad March 15, 2007

rape guard

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).

Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.

by turdnificent December 27, 2012