by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022
The phrase; 'guilty as charged', is used when admitting to something done whilst inebriated, provoked by the use of narcotics such as weed, mcat etc...
this expression comes from the word charged, the context is pretty self explanatory
this expression comes from the word charged, the context is pretty self explanatory
"dude i don't believe you told her she was a milf to her face!"
"guilty as charged ;)"
"so you porked sophie last night?!"
"can't deny it! guilty as charged man!"
"guilty as charged ;)"
"so you porked sophie last night?!"
"can't deny it! guilty as charged man!"
by Daley-you're-a-cunt January 19, 2010
The guilty conscience is performed when a man has sex with a woman whom he immediately regrets having sex with, and accidentally ejaculates on his own clothing. Later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his "guilty conscience", reminding him of his inexcusable acts.
Bro: "Dude, I heard you fucked Shaps last night!?"
Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."
Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."
Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
by Jals April 27, 2011
Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.
"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
by Cortana Dragoon June 25, 2005
That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.
She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.
by ThatOneAsianWoman June 23, 2015
Someone who is definitely guilty, without a doubt. They're so guilty you might as well have caught them red handed/seen them committing the crime.
Replaces the phrase "guilty as sin."
Replaces the phrase "guilty as sin."
Person 1: "Do you think Jane cheated on her boyfriend?"
Person 2: "Oh hell yeah, she's guilty as Casey Anthony!"
Person 2: "Oh hell yeah, she's guilty as Casey Anthony!"
by BeckyLynn562 July 8, 2011