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Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.
Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021
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Guff head

A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!
Jam: Look at that guy over there.

Dale: Who? That Guff Head?

Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.
by kilbourne50 January 18, 2009
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guff monkey

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey
by pantsonhead December 23, 2002
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Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.
Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.
by HH05 January 15, 2021
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Guff-Up

When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.
He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up
by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010
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Camel Guff

When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.
Can't believe she camel guffed me last night.
by thesaggy April 23, 2018
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Tuff Guff

An absolute unit of a man. Plays minecraft 24/7, only plays bedwars and duels. HES SO POG CHAMP.
Wow did you watch Tuff Guff's stream last night
by TuffGuff May 27, 2021
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