gaping maw

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

by Arskangel January 2, 2006

Gaping Meat Dragon

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.

"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"

by Stognathebalogna April 13, 2021

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

shitting into a gaping cunt

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

by gawd of man March 24, 2005

gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Guipingapalooza

a reunion held in different places across the U.S. that celebrates the adoption of 8 girls from Guiping, China. There are 8 families and they all get along.

Mari: When is Guipingapalooza this year?
Donna M: June 22!

by guipingalicious October 31, 2011