Guap Swap

A handshake and/or high five in which money or "guap" is given or recieved "swap". The cash is usually in return for drugs and is typically done in a school environment in order to make the transaction as least noticable as possible.

"Did you see that guap swap dude!"

"Yea, I think we are the only ones who saw it, but Alex is probably giving Tyler 20 bucks for the pot he got off him earlier."

by mrurbantalk May 26, 2009

Guap Guap 3000

Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy

She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.

by Finkapoplous July 19, 2021

Guap talk 🗣💯

Real shit that niggas be talking bout

“You hear bout that nigga suzuki being a pedo?”
“Yuh that nigga bitchy as hell”
“Guap talk 🗣💯”

by Globiden January 26, 2022

Guap Sensei

Guap Sensei is an American rapper. He is most well-known for singles such as “Migraine” “Ok!” “Pull Up” “Closed On Sunday” and “F.U.2.” He started gaining a small fanbase late 2019/ early 2020. Since then he has released 1 project titled “Vermin Vol. 1.” He has many different styles of songs; some are sad and melodic, some are loud and ignorant etc. A common joke within his fanbase is “Nesquik” because in his song “Migraine” he says “Catch me slippin ima turn em into Nesquik!” He is a member of rap group “318 Thorns” or simply “318.” He is also homosexual, which is perfectly fine because it’s not a bad thing, he is just attracted to the same gender as himself.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Guap Sensei’s new song?
Person 2: Yea bro it’s a banger!!!
Person 1: I know right!? I think he might be next up!
Person 2: I agree!

by Super EpicGuy (Aiden Wilkins) May 7, 2020

Guap'd

To shit in someone's cereal both literally and metaphorically.

I watch my friend guap'd someone online

by DrCrystalMeth October 19, 2016

Guap Cake

When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.

Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.

by Chico_2_infinity January 3, 2018

guap drop

a cleaner way to say, taking a dump

I gots to get my guap drop on, before a mudfall occurs!!

by TGUNZ Toph August 18, 2007