Grumping off

When you rub one out while taking a grumpy

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!

by Puddinboy May 29, 2022

Gumpkin

Receiving head on the "head" (toilet) from a senior citizen without their teeth or dentures.

Damn, that old bitch with no teeth sucked my cock while I was taking a shit.

It was like a blumpkin except she had no teeth. I think it's called a gumpkin.

by Dsm92 May 27, 2023

Grumping

The action of giving someone a footjob covered in human feces, then proceeding to eat it all off.

“My friend and his girlfriend were grumping all night!”
“I gave my friend a grumping”

by yk kdawg April 26, 2024

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

Grumping

When you shit, piss, and cum

"When my friend Kaiser was being rude to me I decided to perform the "Grumping" maneuver on him."

by Grumbledump February 14, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. When she gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit and then she proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro she was so bad and gave me the greatest Glumpkin ever

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

by MFa3 August 13, 2025