Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Grumpydalia

A name for when a certain girl gets grumpy about something that isn’t that ‘deep’.

Can often be reversed by asking if they think a goose is a domestic animal

Why are you being Grumpydalia?

by _themexican October 2, 2022

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Grumper

In a nut shell, a gay person who supports Trump. They usually drive a bright colored jeep with a lift kit and at least one of a gay couple has a muscular build and a beard.

Those Grumpers think that just because they voted for Trump, they won't get marched to the Gay Correction Camps. Sorry but the evangelicals are coming for ya! Trump himself is a closeted gay (Roy Cohn) but that don't mean shit~!

by Ed Abull January 5, 2025