brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.
see also; coping mechanism
see also; coping mechanism
I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.
by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014
Get the crystal gripper mug.The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "Holy SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.
See Oh shit handle or oh shit bar for slightly different examples.
See Oh shit handle or oh shit bar for slightly different examples.
"Holy SHIT did you see that guy?? I had to go for the holy shit grip to support me in my moment of disbelief!"
by Scott-tron 9001 December 11, 2006
Get the Holy Shit Grip mug.The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
Get the Colonic death grip mug.That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023
Get the Squinch a grimpy mug.An epic internet singer. He is known for singing funny songs. His most popular song is "Do You Like Waffles?" Some other popular songs he wrote are "Space Unicorn" "Neon Pegasus" "This Is The Best Burrito I've Ever Eaten" and "Raining Tacos"
by Super Ultra Mega September 1, 2014
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With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.
Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.
These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.
With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.
Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.
These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.
Mall goth: omg thos boots r so kewl, were did u git them?!?!!?!11!? hot topic@?!2/!?!?1
Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::
Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::
by The Mad Panda September 27, 2005
Get the Gripfast mug.1) Will you quit griping about your test grade? You should have studied!
2) I have a legitimate gripe with that left-hander who always uses right-hnaded scissors.
2) I have a legitimate gripe with that left-hander who always uses right-hnaded scissors.
by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005
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