by thetrots December 12, 2003
Get the crunch a grumpy mug.The male form of granny panties.
The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.
Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.
Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
"Dang, check out his grampies!"
"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
by Mury&Hanyah[[: October 19, 2009
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Get the gimpyfish mug.An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
Get the Grampy's Whiskers mug.Most commonly used in reference to flatulence. Specifically refers to the act of expelling acutely pungent methane gas out of one's butt.
It was the combination of 3 large bean burritos, 2 Red Bulls and a large pickled ghost pepper that caused Jordan to bust a grumpy.
by Mr. Spicer May 24, 2014
Get the Bust a Grumpy mug.adj. describing a person or body part that causes physical difficulty, as a result of birth, accident or other.
James tore the rotator cuff in his shoulder so now he's gimpy.
I was born with a gimpy right foot. It's two-sizes smaller than my left!
I was born with a gimpy right foot. It's two-sizes smaller than my left!
by Jannut October 30, 2007
Get the gimpy mug.When something is real messed up. Also, when something goes wrong and people laugh that would also be mad grimey. And when something isn't right. Also, when sumptin is not supposed to be funny but is.
by Lucky-Griff September 1, 2005
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