gretchlock

The bottom barrel of the female species, commonly rated between 1 and 3.

"Bro, I know we were wasted last night but I still can't believe you brought home that gretchlock."

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Getchell

A phrase used when referring attendants to the legendary Diddy Parties, especially white male attendants

Whos that
Oh that's Getchell, I heard he was on the Diddy List
Damn, I wish I could've went to a Diddy Diddy Party
Yeah same

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Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.

You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.

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media that involves angled opinions relating the state of israel or benjamin netanyahu

That reel? Yeah that was definitely some gretchen media.

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A sadistic, manipulative, twisted, sadist asshole who can when throwing his guts up from sickness can still make girls emotionally break down.

Dude what happened to Sam?
Oh bro it was crazy Mike pulled a Steele Gretchen on her and she's just been low ever since.
Woah that's intense man.

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A dirty Gretchen is a girl who likes to look at and draw anime porn and is very very depressed and lives with a suffocating mother #mommyissues :)

I found a dirty Gretchen on the street the other day

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