Graenolf

The only person whom the magical force known only as Oyfum has communicated with.

The overlord Graenolf has achieved the power of Oyfum.

by The Unseen Overlord December 22, 2021

lipstick granola

A girl who is a subaru-driving earth-loving granola environmentalist, but who appears normal and lacks the foul odor and excess body hair of the typical granola.

"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"

by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011

Mass vehicular genocide

When someone pulls up in a van outside of an unfortunate gathering and proceeds to let rip on their M60 until nothing moves while running down any survivors with the bonnet.

That wedding was so boring i could have committed mass vehicular genocide.

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd May 19, 2020

geenock

Old navy slang term for penis, popularized by TR; abbreviation (nickname): Geen
See griznoid or grisnoid

Often used as an insult: "Bill, you geenock"

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

gernot

A Gernot is an extremely German man who displays a rare affinity for the excessive consumption of fine food and wine.

Where's all the food? Who drank the wine? Was there a Gernot here?

by Schrumpumpel March 15, 2007

Genital Genocide

A combination of two words basically meaning a Vasectomy for males, a new synonym. In thought, a vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure removing all the sperm from the male member. It technically is the "killing" of a "people" but all only for the sole purpose of referring it in a more humorous sense.

Ryan R. : The wife is making me have a vasectomy, yes, no joke.

Andy S. : Are you serious? Why? Make her have her tubes tied! Screw that.

Ryan R. : Yeah man, genital genocide is a horrible thing.

Andy S. : You're tellin' me. sucks to be you.

by Rizzle23 July 30, 2009