jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

Grease Coma

The feeling of sleepiness you get after eating a large, greasy meal. Can also effect your ability to work and may cause you to "put it in neutral".

"After Myke and Curt came back from Tuckers, they became victims of the Grease Coma"

by DeltaP42 January 8, 2009

Greaseable

Leftover alcohol from last nights party thats up for grabs to anybody greasy enough to drink it

"Let's go clean up and drink all the greaseables"

by Squirrel King May 12, 2010

Grease Lord

A trebate boy that does not shower, and looks like he dipped his hair In the Fryer at McDonalds

Look at that Grease lord sitting over there.

by What the heck t-rex December 10, 2016

greasweaty

Adj. having skin that is simultaneously greasy and sweaty, especially when the sweat beads up on the skin similarly to water on a duck’s back

After playing in that baseball game in the Texas summer heat, my penis and scrotum were so greasweaty!
After walking up 12 flights of stairs in that building, I looked in the mirror to find that my forehead was completely greasweaty!

by El Quequito July 14, 2019

Grenal

Grenal (ɡrā-nel) originally based on a misspelling of "general" is the act of by an individual or group of individuals getting into an argument or shit posting on a forum or text-based communication like discord that leads to the derailment and off-topic arguments in the chat for an extended period of time.

noun
Jesus christ this chat is fucked. This is a total grenal moment.

verb
Hey, look at this. I'm going to totally grenal this history chat.

by Ryanlt December 15, 2021

grease pony

a derogatory slur.

“stop being such a grease pony!”

by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022