Grandmas Ring

The ring that you "find" or steal from someone and you feel guilty. thinking it was their grandmas ring.

Sara: Look at my ring Tom: nice where'd you get it? Sara: I found it! but i think it was grandmas ring:(

by adfsd fdsaf January 2, 2012

Granimal

A type of pornography involving old women with animals

Jane: I broke up with Will.
Frank: Why?
Jane: I found granimal porn on his computer.
Frank: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

by 8==========> April 4, 2010

Grandmaster

A Grandmaster is someone who asserts male dominance in the presence of females in an attempt to impress them. A trait of a Grandmaster is to throw up a spiderman hand symbol in all pictures, this hand signal tells all other males to stay away because the Grandmaster has claimed his territory.

That kid is pulling a grandmaster in front of all these girls.

by Ronald McLikesChildren March 31, 2019

grandmaster

purveyor of animal sex

if you want to do that sort of thing ask the grandmaster first.

by mark October 12, 2003

tranimals

animals that are born one sex, but feel they should've been born another.

"Check out the Grand Opening of the new Bronx Tranimal Zoo! We're proud to announce that our Tranimal Zoo Keeper is none other than the incomparable, RuPaul!! Come on down, our tranimals are guaranteed to please & confuse."

by ProgPrincess August 29, 2009

granimalish

when someone (who is not always the dapper one) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are matching today - he's very granimalish."
you: "his mom dressed him."

by groundedsteve October 12, 2011

grandmaster

fat slob

by Colly October 13, 2003