Gangsta Grammar is the set of grammatical rules to write in English like a real gangsta ass nigga.
Rules are different from hood to hood, but some of the essential rules are:
1) If a word ends in "s", replace the s with z.
2) Spell thang instead of thing, sum instead of some, tha instead of the.
3) Never conjugate the verb to be.
4) Put "dem" before plurals.
5) Add "done" in sentences in the present. ex: "Dem copz done shot my nigga".
6) Say "cuh" every other word.
7) Remove the "g" from gerunds and add '.
Rules are different from hood to hood, but some of the essential rules are:
1) If a word ends in "s", replace the s with z.
2) Spell thang instead of thing, sum instead of some, tha instead of the.
3) Never conjugate the verb to be.
4) Put "dem" before plurals.
5) Add "done" in sentences in the present. ex: "Dem copz done shot my nigga".
6) Say "cuh" every other word.
7) Remove the "g" from gerunds and add '.
by Lifs May 21, 2022
A type of Grammar Nazi who is particular to using the British/Canadian way of spelling words as opposed to the American spellings. Words such as "favorite" or "color" especially annoy the Grammar Nationalist.
MSN/Facebook Chat:
Person 1: What colour is your new car?
Person 2: It's a bluish/greyish color.
1: Sorry, what?
2: It's a bluish color like your girlfriend's car.
1: "Color"?
2: God damn it, you're such a grammar nationalist!
Person 1: What colour is your new car?
Person 2: It's a bluish/greyish color.
1: Sorry, what?
2: It's a bluish color like your girlfriend's car.
1: "Color"?
2: God damn it, you're such a grammar nationalist!
by Winterpeg November 15, 2010
1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.
by Laura Meade December 15, 2007
The opposite of grammar Nazi. Grammar Hippies love all forms of language, whether it be slang or Shakespeare. They won't bash you or ignore you if you use slang in an informal environment. Some may speak it and join in, some may still speak to you in the same way they speak to other people and others will admit that they don't understand what you're saying yet they won't look down on you for it. They can admit that they too make mistakes when it comes to the standard form of their native language.
Person 1: Sup guys
Grammar Nazi: I think you mean "what is up." The sky is up, the birds are up.
Grammar Hippie: Chill, you know very well that he was saying "hello". Do we really need to discuss informal colloquialisms and why they exist.
Grammar Nazi: I think you mean "what is up." The sky is up, the birds are up.
Grammar Hippie: Chill, you know very well that he was saying "hello". Do we really need to discuss informal colloquialisms and why they exist.
by thisismypseudonym547 October 25, 2011
An extreme troll. Not to be confused with Grammar Nazis. They misspell their names to lure in victims, then unleash a wolfaboo tantrum of trolling. Grammar Natzis, unlike Grammar Nazis, should be avoided.
by 88888888888888888 May 24, 2013
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 22, 2017
A Grammar Ally is the exact opposite of a Grammar Nazi. Instead of criticizing someone for using grammar improperly the grammar ally sympathizes with their mistake.
That guy used the wrong your in four different comments, of course I'm going to point out his mistake, stop being such a grammar ally.
by xlDirteDeedslx December 31, 2021