Gorking

Going to work

Sorry, I can't hang out. I'm gorking.

by Poptart1923 July 9, 2025

Gork

To drink in a surreptitious manner, esp. when referring to drinking on the job or a PTO meeting.

Colleague: “How do you deal with going to your kids’ sports events at the end of a forty hour week?”
Me: “To be quite frank, I just pre-game by straight gorkin’ it from lunch onward.”

by ScottyDog420 July 30, 2025

Gork

The sound made when someone giving oral sex gags on your dick but you keep pushing their head down so they can’t gag. Gork gork gork, usually followed by a gasping of breath when you let them breathe.

She told me she couldn’t deep throat, so I made her gork on it.

by DrLee3 October 8, 2025

Gorking

Fervent support of a person/ activity. Dick sucking/riding with the intention of sucking up to that person/thing. Origin of the word simulates the sound of said activity.

Conservative men love gorking on Trump's cob.

by gojaam February 17, 2025

Gorking

Gorking is a term for masturbating while you have an object inside your anus.

Jessica: Philip, what were you doing yesterday? My parents were expecting to meet you...
Philip: Sorry, I was stuck gorking the whole day. It's this thing when you jerk off while you have something in your ass.

by Gooner24 June 3, 2024

Gork

to gape someones asshole very violently.

hoodrat1: yo yo my slime i just got back from gorking some poor yute.

Hoodrat2: that is straight fire.

by Aswin Jeevakumar July 20, 2024

Gork

Infamous Horde player who would AFK during raids and dungeon runs on guilds either by sleeping and snoring in discord or running off in BRD to mine Dark Iron. Also became a sensation in WoW Classic thanks to Bike redoing songs and movies in Gork's name. Instead of taking the fame and being happy Gork would be upset. Gork was also kicked out of every guild for his bad manners and instability in raids besides Deleted. Deleted is the only guild Gork quit on twice by choice.

I was trying to run a solid BRD last night but the group got Gorked midway through. Dammit Gork.

Yeah homie Gork never pays attention. I wish we could make Azeroth Gork again.

Imagine running a dungeon with Calamity as the healer and Gork tanking?
Bro that's the ultimate Half N Half team.

by Ricky Jenkins Smith November 29, 2023