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gorskinated

when you are called out on a joke that isn't funny
*Kevin tells stupid joke*
"Kevin, You not funny" -Tom
"GORSKINATED" -Jerry
by dogmaII April 10, 2010
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gock cobbler

A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.
Ewwww. Your such a Gock Cobbler.... You probably gobble lots of cock!
by Eugene Kcrabsz July 31, 2019
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Gockgoggle

Noun/verb: When the gock gets gocked so hard, the balls get sucked out.
She gockgoggled that poor fella!
by 1=2=3 February 27, 2023
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gocktober

10th Month of the Year

Gock + October
Trans woman buy lots of pumpkins in Gocktober
by callme1zzy October 7, 2023
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gork

Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
by blunt_instrument November 5, 2003
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City Gock

Male reproductive organ that resides in a location of a high populous. Widely renowned for their ability to bestow pleasure upon women. Ranking highest amongst most desirable penises.
Individual #1: Oh my gosh did you see the jeans he was wearing? You could totally see his city gock!
Individual #2: I wish my boyfriend had a city gock. He’s only got a rural gock.
by Mr. Unknown January 15, 2008
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western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.
Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.
by airchurro January 2, 2018
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