goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

Glitching Scene

The Glitching Scene is a term refering to top Glitchers who find glitches and DO NOT exploit them for there own use to gain an advantage in a video game, only performing the glitches for fun. The Glitching Scene can contain whole clans as well as individuals.

"chaoticPERFECTION and carkidz are my fav. in the glitching scene"

by Glitcher457 February 5, 2010

glothing

all the badass clothing, gloves, hats, shirts, etc... which glow in the dark. Typically seen at electronic shows, festivals, and late night dance clubs. Also see Tron clothing, complete with electroluminescent wire.

Its not clothing if it glows, its Glothing!

by syloptog May 5, 2011

Goochin it

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.

Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.

by Xanddori October 18, 2012