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Czechoslovakian golden shower 

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.
You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.

Brown Bear, Golden Shower 

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.
Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

Extra Golden Shower 

When a group of blondes (5 or more) proceeds to urinate on an individual in unison.

May be used for business or pleasure, also a good idea for a very naughty punishment.
Those with golden hair give the best golden showers. Only the luckiest of mankind get to experience an Extra Golden Shower.

Five blondes walk into a bar and all have to pee. I pray they pee on me. I've only ever dreamed of an Extra Golden Shower.

Scott: "A golden shower just isn't cutting it for me anymore man."
Donna: "Why don't you try an Extra Golden Shower?"
Scott: "Sweet! I totally have at least five blonde friends that would love to piss on me!"

There's just something about an abundance of golden streams dousing you with warmth when they're coming straight from a circle of babes with golden hair.
Extra Golden Shower by jexohext August 18, 2014

reverse golden shower

A therapeutic act of one partner pissing in the other persons mouth. Then the one with piss in their mouth sprays it on the originating partner.
I would love to give her a reverse golden shower.

Guantanamo Golden Shower 

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss
Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!

Czech Golden Shower

When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.
Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range