boldly going nowhere

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.

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by Choadie December 13, 2007

Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.

If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009

going ER

originally coined from real life killings in Isla Vista in 2014, it now usually means that someone is about to go nuts or off the deep end. the reason for going ER is usually trivial.

after finding out that Mike once again lost his gold 1 promos due to monkey teammates, Mike was going ER in the group chat

by Foozi200 June 2, 2020

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

I'm going high!

An expression frequently used by some players when recovering high in Smash Bros Ultimate

Poppt1 decides to go for a high recovery to avoid an edgeguard

Poppt1: "I'm going high!"

by LM. November 16, 2020

going national

having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.

Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)

by TheMocker September 10, 2005

Going Stag

Going single to a big event, like a dance, party, wedding, etc.

No one asked me to the prom, so I guess I'll be going stag.

by Cj123456789 September 4, 2012