a made up "being" that people use as an excuse to try to forget about all the disappointing things in the world. People believe in a god because they have to hope for something better out there because they can't bear the fact that this is as good as it's going to get.
by crunch43543 August 11, 2007
atheist: dude but you're dying!
believer: its okay, god will heal me.
*next day*
atheist: poor sucker, that non existing god surely healed him.
believer: its okay, god will heal me.
*next day*
atheist: poor sucker, that non existing god surely healed him.
by julieeh July 10, 2010
The alpha and omega. The beginning and the end. The ultimate power and originator of all and the holy of holies. The only awe inspiring entity that created man and also gave man free will to love him or hate him. God is love and life everlasting. He is the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever. He is the forgiver of sins and granter of salvation. God is a God of second chances. The lord our God is one.
God is good.
God is full of love and forgiveness.
There is nothing to great for God to handle.
Our lord our God is one.
God is full of love and forgiveness.
There is nothing to great for God to handle.
Our lord our God is one.
by Violette R April 24, 2007
Jim:I was talking to my imaginary friend last night
Bill:who's your imaginary friend?
Jim:God
Bill:Pfft I don't belive in god
*Gets hit with large rock*
Bill:who's your imaginary friend?
Jim:God
Bill:Pfft I don't belive in god
*Gets hit with large rock*
by .4\/\/. 1"|\/| 4 P1|\|0$45. January 27, 2008
A way to explain things no-one can explain(or even sometimes things people can explain) without need for explination or actual proof by saying something along the lines of "faith not needing proof". peolpe then wrote a pointless book in this fictional characters name that not only contradicts itself but in many cases makes no sense at all or can be proved wrong (if it is proved wrong people still pretend it isn't for no reason(see above)). some wierd people then devoted their lives to trying to follow the teachings of this book to get in to the "magical cloud world" it describes.
The arguement for God creating the world because it's so complex boils down to "If it's complicated, a magical cloud being must have made it."
by The anti-myth rhythm rock shocker February 05, 2008
an un-real "man". the early people of this planet needed a way to order us, realizing that fear can have great control. the came to the points of, if your bad during life, you'll burn for eternity when you die, but if your good during life, you'll live in paradise after death, all that just to have a few men be happier while living this pointless existance, thus i beleive nothing, choose what you may, but he's bull shit, besides. if he were real, there would have been picturs of him made from blood on cave walls other than naked guys chaseing deer with spears, if the first humans didnt know of him, how did some one way later discover him? they didnt, its was a cover for control
by devin June 20, 2006