goating

(verb)

Variation of the practice of dogging, comprising of a younger individual soliciting sex with an Old Age Pensioner of either gender. Can also be used as a term of abuse for the other half of a realtionship containing a cradle snatcher.

"Hello darling, fancy going off for a goat?"

"God, she's a bit of a goater isn't she?"

by EdT June 5, 2005

billy goating

when sniping stand in one spot

this guy is billy goating on the hill

by john page (gaa the muffin) April 28, 2011

grating the cheese

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a yest infection.

I was grating the cheese on this girl and after I needed a breath mint, bad.

by Eric B January 15, 2004

gnawing on the table

to have or engage in sex

John and Jill were gnawing on the table the other day!

by Jenny J. August 16, 2007

goating

to pee or urinate

i walked in on her while she was goating

by kayla and jennie March 2, 2004

Billy Goating

Just prior to a woman performing felatio, you shave your testicular region and keep the shavings in your clenched fist. Upon fruition, the male makes his deposit on his victims chin, then immediately throws the hair in his fist on to the lucky ladie's face. The hair that remains will form a lovely Billy goat beard on her chin.

Rhonwe just caught Jeff Billy Goating the babysitter.

by Pappa Lang May 22, 2015

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010