Rock Out With My Glock Out

When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.

Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.

by T.J. Dubz February 25, 2010

glocktease

Someone that makes you want to shoot them every day, but you know you can't.

Justin pisses me off so much. He's such a glocktease.

by davebry March 30, 2009

Griffin Gluck

The best actor there is. Super good looking. Is in Middle School the Worst Years of My Life and Tall Girl and was a halfbred in an episode of the office etc..

Omg is that Griffin Gluck!

by Emma Chamberleen December 4, 2019

Cock or glock

Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped

I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!

by Malik steinsberg August 31, 2015

Glock 45

A polymer framed, double action only semi automatic pistol chambered for the .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP) cartridge. Manufactured by the Glock company of Austria. Comes standard with single column six round magazine.

Can be modded to a fully automatic machine pistol with a 26 round capacity (high cap mag).

A Glock 45 pistol at my local gun shop.

by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

Glock glock 9000

It means giving / receiving head

Person 1: Bro I just got that glock glock 9000
Person 2: what’s that
Person 1: it means giving or receiving head

by Daddykrabs😼 October 15, 2020

gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020