-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.
A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.
by TerrenceV April 17, 2008
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Girl I was so hungover that when I woke up this morning my panties were gluten to me.me and my boyfriend got it on all night long and I guess I just didn't clean up all the way LOL
by JustnTime October 24, 2019
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Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.
Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?
by Tomicus May 4, 2010
Get the Gluteneer mug.The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
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Get the Glugenheim mug.The act of messing around with a girl, and then ejaculating in her nose. She then must snort it up and spit it out her mouth like a giant stringy white loogie.
"Yo dude, i was messin with Erika last night...glubenated"
"I wanna glubenate that chick over there"
"Call the dirtiest hoes you know, there's finna be a glubenation."
"Cindy was bent over last night takin it, totally snuck up and gave 'er the glubens. said if she didn't spit it out i'd cum in her work shoes."
"I wanna glubenate that chick over there"
"Call the dirtiest hoes you know, there's finna be a glubenation."
"Cindy was bent over last night takin it, totally snuck up and gave 'er the glubens. said if she didn't spit it out i'd cum in her work shoes."
by SOULS NATCHER September 9, 2011
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