glombi

A mysterious race of green llama-like creatures that do nothing but run. Glombi do not attack at regular rates though, they have been known to attack humans... especially small children of the plump kind. Their orgin is unknown and the only known picture is an animated gif curculating the internet. Other known facts about the glombi is that they are happy creatures and have tails which they shed after puberty. Singular for glombi, glombus(do not look up glombus as it is defined as something else on this site). Most popular glombi are: Glomby, Glomulox, and Glomogins.

I was attacked by a horde of rampaging glombi. They cause multiple lacerations all over my body.

by Hector "fatninja" Rojas May 23, 2006

Glory shot

Jesus Christ holy ejaculation what is known as a money shot of the fake person there's no God

Glory shot prayers

by Kingofdick March 7, 2020

Glory Day Syndrome

A syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. The sport is usually baseball. Someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the assistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. They can't seem to grasp the fact that they're never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.

Fred: "Why's that old man wearing the full uniform?"
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."

by Puppetkiller November 22, 2009

Glomp

A cross between a hug and a pounce.

I was just standing there when this girl *GLOMPED* me from behind

by Rayuko September 20, 2005

Glory Alley

1. An area where male prostitutes congregate when they are looking for clients.

2. The anus

1. I met this hunk down on Glory Alley last night.

2. He decided to take a ride down Glory Alley without warning me first.

by Henriquez October 27, 2009

Glory Worm Hole

A glory worm hole is a worm hole used as a glory hole. It allows one to be fellated by and/or to fellate an individual at any point in space and time.

Jimmy opened up a glory worm hole last week to fulfill his lifelong dream of fellating himself as a teenager.

Glory worm holes also gave Jimmy the chance to fulfill his lifelong dream of a threesome with Abraham Lincoln and JFK's bullet holes.

by theboy4 December 8, 2010

ol glory

1. The American flag
2. The greatest energy drink ever made

Dont let Ol Glory touch the ground you Un-American son of a bitch

by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007