Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

by User1893 January 30, 2023

Switchin' To Glide

Sex position. Popularized in the 1981 song of the same name.

I had trouble doing it the normal way so I tried switchin' to glide and it was easier to penetrate and glide in and out.

by Original_unoriginality November 10, 2022

Glider

A gay male waiter at any restaurant.

Watch them carry a tray of food to the customer. They don't just walk, they Glide! Their heads do not move, they just keep focused on moving forward. "Hey Irwin, our waiter is a glider!"

by Kevin O'Brien August 31, 2006

getto glider

a getto black man's , cadalack

there go's the nig in his getto glider

by biff shondell October 21, 2015

Slide and Glide

Same as a "Camel Slide", which is the act of maneuvering a bare erect penis through vaginal lips, without penetrating the vagina. A slide and glide is often used as an act of foreplay, prior to intercourse, or as a means to stimulate orgasm for one and/or both partners.

She said, "I want to ride you slide and glide, and when I'm done, DO ME!"

by noeticnow March 7, 2014

hang glider

when you fucking a chick and she reaches up and grabs her ankles with her legs strait

billy really turned that bitch into a hang glider her foot prints are on the ceiling

by kck February 17, 2006

wide glide

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.

She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003