glaghandle

The flaps of skin under your arms

Grab those glaghandles!!!!!!!!!

by Alex Van Zwietering April 28, 2008

glashten

the feeling you get when your asshole
becomes really sweaty...
also known as a kid that
loves too play jack and jill
on the hill!
makes porn of himself beating off
the piece of turd stick too your

pubic hair
turd burgerlar

dont masterbate too a camera
you will be a glashten

by nirk05 June 9, 2009

Gladhanding

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

Goop-to-Glah

The ratio of milky, white semen (Goop) in male ejaculate in proportion to the clear, runny semen (Glah)

"Oh so you're fertile? What's your Goop-to-Glah bro?"

"I would've used a condom if I had known his Goop-to-Glah !"

by toilet seat piss April 20, 2022

Gaaah

When your significant other makes you feel every positive emotion at the same time.

My girlfriend told me I was great and then gave me a big hug, so I said “Gaaah”.

by Adromidus January 2, 2020

Glaa

To act like a dumbfuck

Marcus is acting very glaa.

by Mike3215 November 8, 2008

gladhand

1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.

2. The hand a wanker uses.

Trucker Bob connected the gladhands to the trailer, then used his gladhand to yank his crank.

by josjr July 30, 2007