gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

girth

refers to the length around the shaft of the penis.

Yo, girl dude was girthy as hell, he stretched my walls past its limits.

by Tiff May 13, 2004

Girther

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

by suchiekins January 17, 2018

Girth

Thickness of the penis

I like the penis with plenty of girth

by alex mills December 28, 2007

girthful

1) to be full of girth
2) to have lots of fat pockets
3) more roundness than narrowness

That girls' ass is girthful. Man, you're getting girthful! How many dogs you been eatin'.

by Dani-O January 27, 2009

Girth Warrior

A chode... A girth warrior has a fucking chode...

John: Manny is a Girth Warrior.
Rebecca: No... He just has a fucking chode.

by necropersian January 18, 2018

girth control

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007