girlfriend pillow

A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.

Because she did not have a boyfriend, she settled for the comfort and love of a girlfriend pillow.

by sjsharks2492 November 28, 2010

Unproportionately Hot Girlfriend

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, that is an unproportionately hot girlfriend. She is unproportionately hot compared to how hot he is.

Dude, your girl is a 10! But you, you're more of a 4. She is definitely an unproportionately hot girlfriend.

by Jace555 December 9, 2009

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!

by Otis Browning February 20, 2009

common law girlfriend

Two people who having been getting together for a while but won't admit they are in a relationship

Robin is Barney's common law girlfriend on How I Met Your Mother

by Bobun 5ever August 5, 2012

My girlfriend

Non Existing

My girlfriend is crazy

by King ligma March 11, 2019

Girlfriend

What you dont have

I wish i had a girlfriend instead of looking for it here

by LALALAND-america- January 8, 2021

girlfriend strike

When your girlfriend takes up an attitude about something, and start ignoring your calls and texts. As a man, you are usually unaware that there is a girlfriend strike until it is going full force, and you usually will not remember what caused the strike until the strike is over.

Girlfriend strike? You were mad at me?

by Pauly Pedals July 28, 2011