A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.
The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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Teacher: Is anyone going to share their story?
Laura: Sure mine is a gison
Billy was a great student. He loved his family. Everybody cared for him. He walked across the street to go to school. He didn't make him to the other side; a bus hit him and killed him.
Teacher: That was sad!
Laura: Sure mine is a gison
Billy was a great student. He loved his family. Everybody cared for him. He walked across the street to go to school. He didn't make him to the other side; a bus hit him and killed him.
Teacher: That was sad!
by vote4llama July 14, 2006
Get the Gison mug.A public meltdown, taking complete leave of one’s senses. Term is derived from the much publicized couch-jumping antics of Tom Cruise and hate-spewing, drunken tirade by Mel Gibson.
My girlfriend Shannon went total Tom-Gibson on me when I came home late the other night. She threw all of my clothes in a heap on the front lawn and burned them. That chick is a total whack-job, man.
by MaesMaze May 26, 2009
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Guy 1: "Hey did you tell your girlfriend about the VD..?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, but i did it quickly and Charlie Gibsoned out of there."
Guy 2: " Yeah, but i did it quickly and Charlie Gibsoned out of there."
by Newswatcher12 September 10, 2009
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by MorrisOwner August 10, 2010
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Guy 2: It must've been a Lake Gibson High School graduate.
Guy 2: It must've been a Lake Gibson High School graduate.
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