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Petaluma Gift Basket

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When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.
Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.
by Chefload December 21, 2012
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The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.
Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.
I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol
by a,men May 25, 2009
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It's a hybrid strain of marijuana that is available only in clone. It's OG Kush X Grand Daddy Purp (G.D.P.). This heavy indica is covered in trichromes that adds to an even better high!
I just picked up a quad of Gods Gift from the club. Gotta love Medicann...
by surfbum997 May 22, 2008
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when someone gets you a gift, you are in gift debt to them. it makes you seem rude if you get a gift from them and give them nothing
my friend got me a really expensive gift, now i'm in gift debt to her and i cant afford it
by thfern December 17, 2009
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"Gits eine?" Is a Swiss German sentence to ask to smoke a joint.
It directly translates to "Is there one?" but it rather means "Let's smoke one".

This expression origins from Switzerland and is not used anywhere else in such a way. It isn't documented too well but there is tons of merchandises and a Song about it.
Guy 1: "Gits eine?" -> "Let's smoke one"
Guy 2: "Hesch debii?" -> "You got some?"
Guy 1: "Jo voll" -> "Yeah"
Guy 2: "Easy" -> "Good"
by MineSwiss October 22, 2018
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(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
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"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Communist Gift Basket

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A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010
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