Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.
Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 04, 2019
Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 02, 2023
Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover November 22, 2023
What’s that smell, Oh that’s probably lily’s geyser
Stop watching nude pictures of ladies showing off their geysers on the Internet
Stop watching nude pictures of ladies showing off their geysers on the Internet
by Lily’ bam bam December 23, 2023
Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.
by Imgonnafreebaseyou February 14, 2024
When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.
"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."
by MikeOxmaul247 July 14, 2021