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Scrabble Geek 

Someone who is more than obsessed with Scrabble or Words With Friends.
Person 1 "Hey do you know Betsy?"

Person 2 "Yeah."

Person 1 "She's such a Scrabble Geek."

Speech Geek 

Sometimes misunderstood as a regular "geek," a Speech Geek is someone much, much more awesome! In fact, in high school, they're almost considered royalty. We have no problem getting up in front of people and speaking from the heart....especially when medals are included. Whether the speech is funny, boring, sad, or just makes no sense at all, Speech Geeks are probably the coolest people on the face of the earth, no exceptions.
Guy 1: Why is that other dude in front of the classes yelling?
Guy 2: He's a Speech Geek.
Guy 1: What a nerd.
Guy 2: You have no idea what a Speech Geek is, do you? Yeah, you're an idiot.
Speech Geek by 4Snooker February 4, 2010

Stealth Geek 

Stealth Geek is a geek who processes more information, on average, in a better way, despite the fact the knowledge he processes isn't necessarily useful. The fact someone is a geek is "Stealthed" until someone within earshot of the "Stealth Geek" mentions video games, PCs, consoles, software, roleplaying games or some other such "uncool" item, at which point the "Stealth Geek" drops "Stealth Mode" and his geekiness spews out.

Most "Stealth Geeks" fit in with the popular crowd and bash geeks who don't seem "cool" right off the bat, at least initially.
I used to think Warian was cool, but he's a stealth geek.
Stealth Geek by NewGotham June 22, 2006

school geek

A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.
"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?

"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."

"We are such school geeks..."

"I know right?"
school geek by RaWr_ImMa_DiNo March 4, 2016
One who is extremely shy, nervous, and/or afraid of being in any type of social situation or interaction with other humans. This person also has the physical appearance of a geek, dork, nerd, dweeb, and/or bookworm.
"Hey Paul, what do you not answer your phone because you're a shy geek?!"
shy geek by Deez Voicemail July 19, 2017

Super Geek 

A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.

Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films

A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”

They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.

Used by British YouTube Star and Celebrity Chef Ben Ebbrell & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
Don’t know
“It’s half a pie”
You are a Super Geek”
Super Geek by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021