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john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.
Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.
by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023
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poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
by honkbert March 14, 2008
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gamble hole

A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen
I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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fart gamble

the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.
Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.
by bigsmooth45 October 20, 2010
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Gail Adamo

Infamous bag lady featured on the big screen movie, "Wichita Blues". She made headlines for her role as a lesbian bag lady luring in your girls to her homeless den. She then proceeded to show them the ways of "street lesbianism".
Gail Adamo was nominated for her role as a homeless lesbian.
by Peter the push over January 27, 2007
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riverboat gambler

alludes to one who takes undue risk, wagering on the outcomes of inconsequential events and activities either for money or out of compulsion
Sylvester bet me that the next automobile to pass on Route 66 would be a turquoise Chevy Colorado. He is a riverboat gambler.
by HeadsIwinTailsulose March 5, 2015
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Gailing

An immediate response to one's story that is usually intended to be better.
Topping everything someone else says.

Always trying to one up someone.
Annoying people whom always attempt to give a better example or story. Someone that always has something to say or add to your story.
A person that always has a similar however better story than you.
" I made a delicious Italian chicken last night "

Gailing " Well I mad e a pork Tenderloin in a wine sauce that was absolutely fabulous"

I went swimming in my friends pool today"
Gailing " Well I went to the beach today and the ocean was beautiful"

"My son did well in his exam on Friday"
Gailing " Well my daughter got straight A's on her report card this semester and she's amazingly smart"
by Tellsitstraight June 18, 2012
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